You have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile
You are not embarrassed to wear spandex
You wash your shorts in the shower
You don’t make fun of fanny packs because your running belt looks very similar (although much cooler)
You can't remember the last time you had 10 toenails
You go to a golf course to run (not play golf)
You drive up a big hill and think what a great workout it would make
Shaving 5 seconds off yesterday’s time makes you feel great for the rest of the day
You can say “five miles” and “easy run” in the same breath with a straight face
You usually wake up at 4:00 in the morning but don’t get to work until after 8:00am
You pass a runner while driving and are envious
Your fridge contains two types of drinks: beer and Gatorade
Your friends know not to call after 9pm and don't invite you out on Saturday nights.
You think the best part about holidays is that there are significantly fewer cars for you to dodge on your morning run
The only time major household projects get done is during taper or race recovery
A "ladder" has nothing to do with maintenance and "quarters" are not money.
You get an invitation to a wedding and you automatically think about what race the date conflicts with.
You plan vacations and family outings around races
After you meet someone who is a runner, you go online to check their times
One of the criteria when buying a house is how good the running is around the neighborhood
You think nothing of spending $100 on a pair of running shoes that will last you 3 months, but buy your dress shoes from the clearance bin
And…the staff at Fleet Feet know you by name!